chocolatetweed | Fic Master List

Here's a big, long list of all of my fic, mainly for organisational purposes but also for my own peace of mind. Please note, only completed works appear on this list. I've taken my WIPs offline, with a very small number of exceptions, and will not be posting them again until they are complete. Some of this stuff is quite old and probably reads very badly. You have been warned.

Works marked with a

Across the Universe

Just Ask (1000; gen; G) - Jude gives Max a bit of advice.
LJ | AO3

Big Nothing

Encounters (1100; het/gen; PG-13) - Josie shows up at Gus' place not long after their one night stand.
DW | AO3

Cabin Pressure

Panserbjørne are Brilliant! (780; gen; G; His Dark Materials AU) - Arthur wants to see Panserbjørne. That’s about it, really.
LJ | AO3

Doctor Who

Anything crossed over with the Guide is considered part of the overall universe in which I write my Guidefic. Anything not crossed over with the Guide is still part of that universe. That said, outside of that fandom, these fics have nothing to do with one another in the least.

Hitchhiking (17,000; gen; PG; crossover with Hot Fuzz and Hitchhiker's Guide) - Green, bug-eyed monsters demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace express route. At least, that's what the people of Earth are told.
DW | AO3

Tequila Sunrise (1,700; het; NC-17; crossover with Hitchhiker's Guide) - I should have totally done this for the last prompt, but I suck, and did Danny/Nicholas instead. I really like this pairing for this particular prompt, though. Especially after looking at how Rose treats Mickey through the entire first series, I don't feel like there's really much going on in here that didn't probably happen in canon.
DW | AO3

Mislaid Memories (8000; John Watson/Sarah Sawyer, The Doctor/River Song; G; Crossover with Sherlock) - The Doctor and his companion investigate a very evil and dastardly being who calls himself Moriarty.
LJ | AO3

Special Relativity (6700; gen; G; Crossover with Sherlock) - There's a man in Sherlock's life who simply does not make sense. Neither do the friends he keeps or the little blue box he travels in. But that's fine, because Sherlock rather likes him that way.
LJ | AO3

Life on Mars

Godspeed (1,700; gen; G) - Gene slowly learns a little bit about who Sam Tyler really is.
DW | AO3

His Dark Materials

These are all crossovers with other fandoms. Mostly Cabin Pressure, for some mad reason. I don't pretend to understand why.

Panserbjørne are Brilliant! (780; gen; G; Crossover with Cabin Pressure) - Arthur wants to see Panserbjørne. That’s about it, really.
LJ | AO3

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

All of this stuff more or less fits together into the same universe; however, the individual crossed-over fandoms do not fit together at all. Except for Doctor Who. All of my Guide fic and my Who fic fits together quite well.

Hitchhiking (17,000; gen; PG; crossover with Doctor Who and Hot Fuzz) - Green, bug-eyed monsters demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace express route. At least, that's what the people of Earth are told.
DW | AO3

Hot Fuzz

Listed in order of posting, except for times when fics need to be read in a more specific order. There's very little continuity between the stories posted in this section, and they are often in direct contradiction of one another.

Six-Word Stories about Sandford, Gloucestershire (90; Nicholas/Danny; PG) - Fifteen very short stories.
DW | AO3

A Very Sandford Christmas (3,300; gen; PG) - Danny and Nicholas spend their first Christmas together, along with Danny's entire family.
DW | AO3

Operation Z-Day (5,700; gen; PG-13; Crossover with Shaun of the Dead) - Zombies invade England. Nicholas almost shows emotion. Danny watches too many movies.
DW | AO3

Cheap Speed and PlayStation2 (2200; gen; R; Crossover with Shaun of the Dead and Spaced) - Whilst in London for an urban training exercise, Nicholas and Danny are called to a small electronics shop to deal with a pesky customer.
DW | AO3

Nicholas' First DVD (1,200; gen; G) - Nicholas has a very specific taste in films
DW | AO3

Five Reasons Nicholas Stayed in Sandford (And One Reason he Didn't) (1,400; gen; G) - Nicholas slowly adapts to country living, and everything that entails.
DW | AO3

Five People Doris Never Slept With (And One Person she Did) (900; het/gen; PG) - Doris isn't quite as promiscuous as she'd like to let on.
DW | AO3

Come Back to London (3,400; slash; NC-17) - Nicholas and Travis' relationship isn't exactly regulation.
DW | AO3

Training Afternoon (1,500; gen; G) - The officers get some self defence training.
DW | AO3

Three Little Words (400; gen; G) - Nicholas gets a message from London.
DW | AO3

Five Mistakes Nicholas Made (1,400; slash; NC-17) - Nicholas has a hard time keeping a healthy relationship.
DW | AO3

Dover (1,200; gen; G) - Nicholas is upset with everything right now.
DW | AO3

Danny's Sketchbook (1,000; slash; PG) - Danny doesn't draw only in his notebook.
DW | AO3

Five Ways Nicholas Apologised (1,300; slash; PG) - Nicholas realises that he's a total prick, and tries to make up for that.
DW | AO3

Affections (2,200; slash; G) - Nicholas finds something he cares about more than that damn plant.
DW | AO3

Screwdrivers (2,000; slash; NC-17) - Nicholas goes back to Danny's flat after a night of heavy drinking.
DW | AO3

29 Things you Might or Might Not have Known about Nicholas Angel (1,900; gen; G) - Just that.
DW | AO3

Five Times Nicholas Said "I Love You" (1,000; slash; G) - Just exactly that.
DW | AO3

Lamp Light (47,000; slash, het; NC-17) - Nicholas tries to reconcile with Janine while helping to put Sandford back on its feet.
DW | AO3

Five Times Nicholas Held Back (14,000; gen; R) - Sandford is slowly corrupting Nicholas, but at the same time, he hasn't changed at all.
DW | AO3

Bah Humbug (1,100; gen; G) - Nicholas spends (another) first Christmas in Sandford. Completely separate from my other Christmas fic.
DW | AO3

Nicky Angel (14,000; gen; G) - Nicholas gets an unexpected lodger.
DW | AO3

Not Like Before (400; slash; PG-13) - Written for the Porn Battle on LJ.
DW | AO3

Reconstruction (3,500; gen; PG-13) - Exploring the time in Sandford after the NWA
DW | AO3

Shiraz (1,100; slash; NC-17) - Nicholas tries to cope with a new way of living that country life brings.
DW | AO3

Five Times Nicholas Let Go (1,400; slash; G) - Soon as I finished the other one, I knew what the theme for the follow-up should be. Of course, just knowing the theme doesn't mean that these bastards are going to cooperate with me. They never do.
DW | AO3

Hitchhiking (17,000; gen; PG; crossover with Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide) - Green, bug-eyed monsters demolish the Earth to make way for a hyperspace express route. At least, that's what the people of Earth are told.
DW | AO3

Whiskey Sour (1,000; slash; NC-17) - This is, admittedly, the prompt, as much as it is this song: http://www.zedsarchive.net/letsfallinloveandrunawayfromhere.mp3. Only without a table dancer, and with more porn.
DW | AO3

Tequila Sunrise (1,700; het; NC-17; crossover with Hitchhiker's Guide) - I should have totally done this for the last prompt, but I suck, and did Danny/Nicholas instead. I really like this pairing for this particular prompt, though. Especially after looking at how Rose treats Mickey through the entire first series, I don't feel like there's really much going on in here that didn't probably happen in canon.
DW | AO3

Shaun of the Dead

Operation Z-Day (5,700; gen; PG-13; Crossover with Hot Fuzz) - Zombies invade England. Nicholas almost shows emotion. Danny watches too many movies.
DW | AO3

Cheap Speed and PlayStation2 (2200; gen; R; Crossover with Spaced and Hot Fuzz) - Whilst in London for an urban training exercise, Nicholas and Danny are called to a small electronics shop to deal with a pesky customer.
DW | AO3

Sherlock (BBC)

Main Verse (In Which Sherlock Holmes has Friends and Emotions and an Annoying Older Brother)
(Listed in post order. For chronological order, see this series on AO3.)

Lightning (drabble; gen; G) - Sometimes lightning does strike twice.
LJ | AO3

Kicking Puppies (~100; gen; G) - Even as a child, Sherlock knew how to get what he wanted (without any actual kicking of puppies).
LJ | AO3

Sixth Sense (drabble; gen; G) - Mycroft contemplates Sherlock's apparent superpower.
LJ | AO3

Setting Stuff on Fire (260; gen; G) - Mycroft and Sherlock think they're so clever. It turns out that they're really not.
LJ | AO3

Lead On; I Follow (620; gen; G) - For Sherlock’s birthday, Mycroft agrees to do whatever the younger Holmes wants.
LJ | AO3

Research Purposes (3000; gen; R) - Sherlock gets curious about the concept of sex. Set sometime during his university years.
LJ | AO3

Stand-alone

For lack of a better term, but most of my 'stand-alone' pieces are multi-chapter. These stories don't tie in with anything else, and exist pretty much on their own. Listed in post order, for the most part.

Mislaid Memories (8000; John Watson/Sarah Sawyer, The Doctor/River Song; G; Crossover with Doctor Who) - The Doctor and his companion investigate a very evil and dastardly being who calls himself Moriarty.
LJ | AO3

Recreational Mathematics (750; gen; G) - Lestrade has a unique way of calming Sherlock down.
LJ | AO3

Sex is Boring (17000; Sherlock Holmes/John Watson; R; ongoing) - 34 is rather late to be working out one's own sexual idendity, but leave it up to Sherlock Holmes to be difficult.
LJ | AO3

Of Stray Cats and Collars with Bells On (2500; gen; PG) - John finds a stray cat in 221b, and wishes it would just go away. The cat, it would seem, has other plans.
LJ | AO3

Special Relativity (6700; gen; G; Crossover with Doctor Who) - There's a man in Sherlock's life who simply does not make sense. Neither do the friends he keeps or the little blue box he travels in. But that's fine, because Sherlock rather likes him that way.
LJ | AO3

Nothing-Upon-Nowhere (2700; Sherlock Holmes/John Watson; NC-17) - Sherlock talks John into an old rowboat on a secluded river. And then he gets bored with the whole thing.
LJ

Spaced

Tim's Morning (1000; gen; PG) - Tim does not borrow Daisy's clothes, and he does not borrow her nail polish.
DW | AO3

Cheap Speed and PlayStation2 (2200; gen; R; Crossover with Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz) - Whilst in London for an urban training exercise, Nicholas and Danny are called to a small electronics shop to deal with a pesky customer.
DW | AO3

Tim's Secret (5000; gen; PG) - Tim's keeping a secret from Daisy, and it's tearing them apart.
DW | AO3

Mistakes (6000; het/gen; PG) - Tim and Daisy get a little surprise in their lives.
DW | AO3

Venture Bros

Rusty's Boys (4,400; gen; R) - Rusty realises what it really means to be a father. - Spoilers for S3 finale.
DW | AO3

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