Six-word Stories about Sandford, Gloucestershire

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Six-Word Stories about Sandford, Gloucestershire (90 words) by OxfordTweed
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hot Fuzz (2007)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nicholas/Danny
Characters: Nicholas Angel, Danny Butterman

Summary: I forget who, but somebody gave me the idea to do stories in exactly six-words.



* Didn't grab enough shotgun shells. Fuck.
* Wanted: Police Inspector. No experience necessary.
* Danny: "Nicholas. Where are your trousers?"
* The swan escaped. Eight people injured.
* "We're making you sergeant." "I quit."
* Station blew up. So did paperwork.
* Got transferred. Got stabbed. Saved day.
* Kicked old lady's face. Good times.
* "Shotgun?" "Check." "Sunglasses?" "Check." "Condom?" "What?"
* Swan captured. Officer down. Wrong swan.
* Danny in drag. Nicholas in therapy.
* "That's cold!" "Just ate a Cornetto..."
* Swan captured. Fancy dinner at station.
* Punch! Bang!.... Wii-mote destroyed Danny's television.
* Keep spare handcuff keys in nightstand.